Here is the Sunday 4/27/08 edition of Extremely Local News.
* Our southern neighbor burned a leaf pile.
* Georgie (our orange cat) left his "cave" to set what everyone was up to.
* I used a computer.
* Blackie slept, ate some food, and slept.
* Tim ate some hot dogs.
* Chubbie (our grey cat) drank some water.
* I poisoned some dandelions.
* A duck chased another duck.
* Sarah (with an "h") dealt with customers and co-workers (or as Scott Adams says, "cow-workers").
* We had a fire drill at church during Sunday School, but it wasn't a drill.
* Doug picked up his mail.
* I had some pizza.
* Bennett had some pizza.
* Some neighborhood kids walked past our house.
Gentle reader, I hoped that you enjoyed this installment of Extremely Local News. Tune in next time to learn what happened to the plant. Same bat time. Same bat channel.