Chuck Norris

Of course, you know who Chuck Norris is, right? But how much do you know about him? Here are some facts:

• There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  

More available here, including his own favorites. Check out this video at Google Video for a glimpse of his early life.

I, for one, welcome our new Democratic overlords

Well, this blog is purposefully non-political, so that's about all I have to say here about the results of the 2006 mid-term election season. Yeah, I got this idea from someplace else and from this place.

Click here to learn more about The Simpsons episode that inspired that phrase.

Apologies to Kent Brockman, the best news anchorman of our time. Well, at least in Springfield. (That's Kent reading the news in the picture.)

Enough of political commentary. Spike the Wave will now return to its regularly scheduled programming.