Some time ago while shopping at a local store, I noticed a new gum flavor called cooler piña colada. Like any other Michigander (whatever that is), I wondered how piña colada flavor would taste when it has a hint of mint. The verdict from my adoring wife? "Please don't buy that again."
So there you go folks. Stay away from cooler piña colada gum if you value your marriage!
This post was adapted from a "The Dave Report" excerpt originally written in 2005.
