Chuck Norris

Of course, you know who Chuck Norris is, right? But how much do you know about him? Here are some facts:

• There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  

More available here, including his own favorites. Check out this video at Google Video for a glimpse of his early life.