Slip and Slide

(Editor's note: What follows is a true story, as reported to Spike the Wave.)

When I was a little kid growing up in a non-rural area of Florida (officially called the Florida Suncoast), one hot humid summer (which is really what ALL summers in Florida are like) I played on something called Slip 'n Slide. It was a lot of fun to run then intentionally slip and slide on the watery, slippery plastic sheet.

Not long ago, I participated in a grown-up version of Slip 'n Slide.

I was driving to work, as I do on most weekday mornings. The roads were rather slippery that morning, as ice had formed during the night. And I had already slid one or two times, but no big deal.

While driving on a back road through Allendale, I realized, "Hey, that vehicle in front me isn't slowing down... It's already stopped."

Due to reasons I'll not bore you with, it's often a little difficult to slow down with my vehicle, a Mazda Tribute SUV. (Note: I'll never buy another Mazda for reasons unrelated to this little story.) Especially when the roads are icy. As they were this particular morning.

Quickly, I realized that it would not be possible for me to come to a complete stop before impact. However, I noticed that there was a little bit, a tiny bit, of space between the right side of the vehicle in front of me, and the snow bank.

I activated my vehicle's stunt driver mode and aimed the SUV for that small amount of space. I missed the stopped vehicle with room to spare (maybe two whole inches!) as I glided past it on its right side.

Then I saw it. The telephone pole (immovable object) about to be impacted by my vehicle (irresistible force). Yes, I hit that pole! And bounced off it like a pinball machine ball hitting one of those crazy bumpers. The SUV's back end swung 90 degrees clockwise right in front of that stopped vehicle. Boy, did it's two occupants look surprised!

I continued on my way and drove into a nearby park to check for damage. There was NO damage! Woo hoo!!! (Unlike the time I hit a deer...) And since my vehicle's air bag system currently isn't working, the air bag hadn't deployed either!

So, all in all, it was a good day.

Christmas Day 2007

Now that it's March, I decided it was a good time to write about Christmas Day 2007.

How was your Christmas Day? Did you receive any presents you liked? Awesome!

Here's how we spent our Christmas Day.

Since our youngest family member is a teen, my wife and I were the first ones up. We had a nice brunch, followed by The Opening of the Christmas Gifts, supper, and just relaxing. For supper, when we had our Christmas dinner, we feasted on:

• Christmas ham with Christmas pineapple rings
• Christmas green bean casserole with Christmas french onions
• Christmas pudding
• Christmas stuffing

The cats really got into the spirit of the day!

Blackie walked around randomly, slept, sometimes ran quickly for no apparent reason, and meowed.

Chubbie walked around randomly, slept, sometimes ran quickly for no apparent reason, and occassionally acted scared. (Chubbie doesn't "talk" very often.)

Georgie slept, purred, frequently ran quickly as if he were being chased by Dementors, and generally acted scared... unless he was sleepy, in which case he was not afraid anymore and just wanted to be petted (and would then purr when petted, of course).

The day before, Christmas Eve, we were visited by my wife's older daughters, along with the grandchildren. That was an enjoyable time for everyone.

We did have some snow on Christmas Day, though nothing like the crazy amounts of snow we received in January. And February. My goodness! We got a LOT of snow in February. Anywho... As long as there is some snow on the ground on Christmas Day, then all is well with the world.

Talking to a Teen

Have you ever experienced difficulty communicating with a teen? If so, then you just might relate to this video. Enjoy!

Happy Smurfday!

The Smurfs turned 50 on Monday, 1/14.

What are the Smurfs, you ask?

Well, for those poor souls who haven't ever heard of them, Smurfs are small humanoids, roughly three apples tall and having sky blue colored skin and live in forests and other wooded areas. Especially in Belgium.

The Smurfs are fictional creatures created by Belgian artist Peyo when he realized that the world needed small blue-skinned forest creatures, especially since the gnomes weren't really pulling their own weight.

When I was younger, I remember my sister watching their Saturday morning show every morning (at least when it was a Saturday), laughing and giggling at the crazy antics of those little blue creatures. (editor's note: Dave's sister has contacted us and confirmed that he was the one who watch their animated program... she hated them.)

The best part of their animated program was how it changed our language. Soon people everywhere, I mean everywhere, were saying that things were smurftastic and that they were feeling just smurfy. (Yep, that's a good thing!)

So when some asks you how your day is going, rather than responding with the old boring "fine", say, with enthusiasm, "Just smurfy!"

note: Thanks go to WZZM for tipping me to the birthday of the Smurfs. Thanks, dudes!

Baby Got Book

I'll write posts about Christmas, New Years, etc., as soon as I can. But until then, here's Baby Got Book. Enjoy!