Saturday, November 21, 2009

End of the World Scheduled for Early 2010

In science news, the Large Hadron Collider (aka "The Doomsday Machine") in Switzerland (aka "The Land of Chocolate", see video below) resumed operations on November 20, 2009, as proton beams (aka "phaser blasts") resumed circulating through the LHC.

Scientists there will slowly raise the energy level of these colliding beams of protons (aka, again, "phaser blasts") from 900 GeV to a world-record high energy level of 7 TeV sometime in early 2010.

When that occurs, some believe that a black hole, or multiple black holes, will be created, and will then promptly destroy the planet.



Scientists at LHC, of course, deny that this could happen.

So, what do GeV and TeV mean?  Below are some conversions. 

1 gigaelectron volt (GeV) = 1.60217646 × 10-10 joules 

1 teraelectron volt (TeV) = 1.60217646 × 10-7 joules 

1 TeV has approximately the same kinetic energy as a flying mosquito.

Below in the resources section is a video created by those who worked on building the Large Hadron Collider, to help explain what it is intended to do.

Resources:
CERN Glossary
Science News: Large Hadron Collider: Beams are back on at world's most powerful particle accelerator

Land of Chocolate (video)



Large Hadron Rap (video)

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Wish List 2009 - House of Four Cats Edition

For those interested, here is my Christmas and birthday wish list for 2009. Be sure to bookmark this post and check it often, as I will update it throughout the remainder of 2009.

Things I Always Enjoy Receiving
These are in no particular order.
  • chocolate chips cookies, soft & chewy with walnuts
  • gift cards: Barnes & Noble, any restaurant so I can go out with my wife Thanks!
  • cheese puffs (not the crunchy ones)
  • summer sausage, a block of sharp cheddar cheese, and some flavorful crackers (i.e. not plain Ritz-style crackers)
  • bag of Zesty Taco/Chipotle Ranch Doritos (Collisions)
  • lasagna, especially with sausage and pepperoni Thanks!
  • nuts - deluxe, no peanuts Thanks!
  • Wok In/Wok Out, or other buffet
  • bagel shop bagels with cream cheese, especially jalapeƱo cheddar bagels
Things I Would Like
These items ARE listed in order of preference in each section.

Each item has a link for it to Amazon or another online retailer with their listed purchase price. This information is included just for comparison purposes.

movies on DVD
  • Star Trek (2009) - 2-disc version $19.99 at Amazon Thanks!
  • The Simpsons Movie (widescreen edition) $13.99 at Amazon Thanks!
  • Up - Blu-Ray 4 disc $19.99 at Amazon
  • Kung Fu Panda (widescreen edition) 2-pack with Secrets of the Furious Five $24.99 at Amazon
  • The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - 2-disc deluxe edition (widescreen) $26.99 at Barnes & Noble
  • An American Carol - $17.49 at Amazon
  • Dilbert - The Complete Series - $36.99 at Amazon
Music on CD
  • A Midwinter Night's Dream by Loreena McKennitt $15.99 at Amazon
  • An Ancient Muse by Loreena McKennitt $13.99 at Amazon
  • My Christmas: Deluxe Edition CD & DVD by Andrea Bocelli $17.49 at Amazon (CD-only version would be okay, and probably easier to find) Thanks!
  • And Winter Came by Enya $9.99 at Amazon Thanks!
  • Nights from the Alhambra - (2 CD + DVD) by Loreena McKennitt $23.99 at Amazon
  • A Mediterranean Odyssey by Loreena McKennitt $20.99 at Amazon
Books
    • Liberal Fascism by Jonah Goldberg- (hardcover) $18.45 at Amazon Thanks!
    • The Lamb and the Fuhrer by Ravi Zacharias - $9.34 at Amazon
    • New Birth or Rebirth? by Ravi Zacharias - $9.59 at Amazon
    • Sense and Sensuality by Ravi Zacharias - $10.25 at Amazon  
    • The One Year Chronological Bible - hardcover edition $16.49 at Amazon  
    • The Chronological Study Bible - hardcover edition $27.99 at Christian Book 
    Dilbert Books
      Miscellany
      • snow globe - preferably a nice one, containing a winter or Christmas scene of some sort
      Things Not Inexpensive
      • external Blu-ray drive DVD burner combo - Plextor PX-B310U BD-ROM/DVD Burner $159.99 at TigerDirect

      Saturday, November 07, 2009

      JK Wedding Entrance Dance (video)

      Join the many millions of people who have already seen this video. The song is called "Forever" by Chris Brown.



      And here, the version aired on The Office episode "Niagara" (when Jim & Pam got married).

      Evian Roller Babies (video)

      Behold the wondrous effects of Evian bottled water!

      Sunday, November 01, 2009

      Commute Collision

      Just over a week ago, a deer decided that the best time to run across a rural county road was while I was driving home from work.

      (Note: the deer picture here is not the same deer I collided with.  At least, I'm pretty sure it's a different deer.)

      The good news is that I was not injured.

      The bad news is that my SUV was pretty injured, though I was able to drive it home, and later drive it to a repair shop.  We'd paid off the loan a few months ago... very glad I hadn't changed its insurance coverage.

      For those who don't remember what my SUV looks like, here's a picture of someone having a lot of fun driving an SUV like mine:



      I don't drive like that very often.

      Here's a slideshow of the damage done to the SUV by the collision: