Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Wish List 2007 - 40th Anniversary Edition

Welcome, one and all, to the 40th Anniversary Edition of the Official Dave Winter Wish List & Buying Guide, brought to you by our official sponsor, Spike the Wave (blog version).

This wish list & buying guide is meant to help you, oh gentle reader, in trying to decide what to get Dave for his birthday, Christmas, or any other occasion. Nonetheless, if you choose decide to "go it on your own" and give him something more, um, "creative", that would be okay, too, as he promises to accept any gift in the spirit in which it was given. Huzzah!

This list is divided into three sections. Be sure to check back often is I will be updating this blog post through the remainder of 2007.

updated 12/25/07

Stuff I Always Like Receiving

In a hurry and just want to dash into a store and quickly grab something I would like? Then this is the list for you, baby! These are in no particular order.
  • macadamia nuts (any variation, they're all good)... I also like all other kinds of nuts (though would prefer to not be given peanuts, since they're not really nuts)
  • summer sausage
  • my wife's homemade sausage lasagna, with pepperoni
  • M & M's: preferrably their chocolate mint flavor, but they're all good
  • Starbuck's pre-ground French Roast coffee
  • chocolate chip cookies, more soft than crisp... walnuts make them better, but are definitely okay without them
  • large chocolate milkshake from McD's (no substitutes as theirs are really the best... seriously)
  • gift cards: Barnes & Noble, Best Buy, pretty much any restaurant (so I can take my wife out on a date)
Stuff I Want

If you love me, or just planned ahead, then this list is for you. These are in no particular order.

  • contact lenses (I really miss poking my eyes each morning)
  • Dilbert books
    • Positive Attitude
    • Try Rebooting Yourself
    • Cubes and Punishment
    • Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life
    • What Would Wally Do?
  • movies on DVD:
    • Ratatouille
    • Shrek the Third (widescreen edition)
    • Live Free or Die Hard - Unrated (2-Disc Special Edition)
    • Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl (3-Disc Special Edition, though 2-Disc Collector's Edition would be okay)
    • Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest (2-Disc Collector's Edition)
    • Pirates of the Caribbean - At World's End (2-Disc Collector's Edition)
  • Dilbert TV series on DVD: $29 at Amazon.com
  • flash memory card - only the memory stick duo pro (any brand, at least 1 GB): usually $30 and up but will likely be on sale
  • Sledge Hammer! TV series, both seasons, on DVD: $20 and $27 at Amazon.com
  • music CDs:
    • Loreena McKennitt: Nights from the Alhambra (2 CD + DVD edition), or An Ancient Muse
    • Mannheim Steamroller: Christmas Live, Christmas Song (just released), or Fresh Aire 8
  • convince Outback Steakhouse and Fazoli's to both setup restaurants in Holland
  • magazine subscriptions: Christian Research Journal, CPU, and/or Linux Format (from the UK)
  • Viore portable HDTV tuner for PCs: $55 at eCost.com
  • PS2 video game 24: The Game (based on the TV show 24): $15
  • snow globe (a nice one)
Stuff I Want Big-Spender Version

If you really love me, or just have way too much money, then this list is for you. Yeah! This list is in order, with most-desired items on top.

  • SanDisk TakeTV, either 4GB ($100) or 8GB ($150) version (8 GB version preferred, but 4 GB version would be okay)
  • Nokia N810 Internet Tablet: $450 (the older N800 model at $250 would be okay, too)
  • Neuros OSD ($230) and/or Neuros Recorder 2 Plus ($140)
  • DVD recorder with VCR and TV tuner ($200-ish) be sure to get a warranty extension/service plan (link is to an example)
  • Sony PS3: $400 or more (depending on storage capacity)
  • Nintendo Wii: $250
Remember to revisit this blog entry often, as I will be updating it continually through 2007. There will be a direct link to this post on the side of the blog site's main page.

And remember to "be excellent to each other". (from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Don't Park in my Spot

Don't you just hate it when someone parks in your spot? Watch this video to see how one guy deals with that kind of situation.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

A Happy Return

happiness
peacefulness
good cheer
serenity
bliss
joyfulness
my laptop returned to usefulness
after 5 months of dormancy
elation
contentment
exuberance
gladness

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Turning 18

As of exactly one week ago, we now have a new adult in our home. That's right, Bethany turned 18. She allowed Spike the Wave to interview her (transcript below) about this milestone in her life.

STW: Congratulations on turning 18.
Bethany: What? (removes earbuds)
STW: I said, congratulations on turning 18.
Bethany: Oh, thanks!
STW: Do you feel more mature now, since the government would now consider you to be an adult?
Bethany: It's funny you should ask, as I was thinking about that earlier this morning.
STW: Really? In what way?
Bethany: Well, just how it's neat that since I'm now 18, I've magically suddenly become mature enough to do things I wasn't capable of doing as recently as the day before my birthday.
STW: Fascinating! Do you have an example or two?
Bethany: Sure. The first one is that, since the day I turned 18, I'm now capable of waiting tables at the restaurant I work at. I wasn't capable of doing that when I was only 17 and 364 days old.
STW: Ah. Anything else?
Bethany: When driving, I'm now able to have my younger brothers ride along without my parents having to be there.
STW: Are you getting enough oxygen?
Bethany: Um, yeah, I think so.
STW: Well, thanks for stopping by!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Avoid Fifth Third Bank

Are you thinking of opening an account at Fifth Third Bank? If so, I'd recommend you go elsewhere for your banking needs. If you open an account with Fifth Third Bank, you will regret it. There are many other banks and credit unions out there. Give one of them your business. Do not give your business to Fifth Third Bank.

Just some friendly advice based on lessons learned the hard way.